"How can I help? I could tell you a story? Is that lame? I don’t know how normal people interact, I write creepy things for a living."
I don’t know how to people.
"i’ve been thinking about watching buffy the vampire slayer but i—"
*swoops in on a winged chariot wearing a sunnydale high tshirt and carrying all seasons on dvd and several wooden stakes* shhh say no more
feeling like ur annoying someone u really want to talk to