odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

(Source: blaineandkurtareengaged)

(Reblogged from old-woman-josie)
  • two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged
(Reblogged from ankh-the-odd)

trelyate:

xekstrin:

vujon:

after the rain, we walk the streets of the city

Holy shit I was browsing tumblr on my phone last night and I saw this and thought it was real photos since the screen was all small? And then I was just going through my likes and was all “Wait a minute…”

(Reblogged from ankh-the-odd)
antimcrreposts:

This is the original of this repost.

antimcrreposts:

This is the original of this repost.

(Source: my-avenged-romance)

(Reblogged from stupidfuckincunt)

hashtagugly:

how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.

(Reblogged from ankh-the-odd)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

(Reblogged from ankh-the-odd)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

(Reblogged from lordofnocturne)

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

(Reblogged from rock-bomber)
(Reblogged from murderotic)

Personal.

(Reblogged from murderotic)

Taking alcoholism to a whole new level.

Who is God.

Corrupted colouring books.

feralfawn:

elisdraws:

a hedgehog

I identify with this guy a lot.

(Reblogged from rubellaballet)